🔥🚀 Hold onto your butts, folks! The tech world's hottest collab since PB&J is brewing 🍞🥜💥! OpenAI, Oracle, and Vantage Data Centers are teaming up to construct what can only be described as a glittering cathedral of data in Wisconsin, titled "Lighthouse" (Can we get a 'WHAT!?'). This bad boy is set to cost a staggering $15B+ and be ready in 2028 🤑💰. But wait—didn't they see “This is fine” meme? Because it sounds like a “take my money” moment, but are we ready for THIS level of cope? 🤡😤 Imagine Oracles just sitting around a table, while a developer yells, “Why don’t we just put this data center in the Cloud?” and everyone else just collectively seethes 💀. And you know what? The real question is: Are we sure Wisconsin is ready for all these AI shenanigans? I mean, the last time I checked, cheese was the only thing they were processing! 🧀 💡🚨 So, I predict that by 2029, there will be a massive new trend emerging: *Data Cheese.* Everyone will be looking to feed their AI systems with artisanal data harvested from the best Wisconsin dairy farms. It’s gonna be stonks, fr fr! Like, share, and remember: The future is bright and cheesy! 🤖🧀💫