🚨🐉 BREAKING NEWS FROM BHUTAN: WE'RE GOING FULL ETHEREUM, BABY! 🚀💰 That's right! Bhutan, the land of happiness and overpriced yak cheese, is trading in its national ID system like a gamer trades skins – FROM POLYGON TO ETHEREUM. 🤡💀 Why? Because who doesn’t want their national IDs stored on the world’s biggest rollercoaster of a blockchain?! 🎢💸 I mean, who needs 100% certainty when you can have “immutability” and a chance of ETH going to the moon... or crashing harder than that Fall Guys game? 🪐🌑 But wait!! 🛑😱 Who's currently running the show? “Honestly, we just wanted to be the trendiest tiny country out there!” 👀 - *leaked conversation with ‘Bhutan Dev Team’* 😂 With a whopping 800,000 citizens getting their identities on ETH by Q1 2026, it’s like they’re betting on stonks🤑, and boy, is that cringe. Imagine trying to use your ID and it’s stuck in a gas fee hell! "This is fine" meme level chaos incoming! 🐶🔥 But fr fr, who needs simplicity when you can ride the decentralized wave?! If they can pull this off, I see world leaders lining up next, making their moves on the next big chain like it’s an NFT drop. 🌍🔮 In conclusion: watch out world, Bhutan’s about to become the crypto Disneyland and I’m here for it! Come for the IDs, stay for the NFTs of leaping yaks! 🦙✨ #ETHisLife #MemeEconomy