🚨💸 WAKE UP, PRIME SLAYERS! 🛒🔥 The Amazon Prime Day may have hit the snooze button, but guess what? The deals are still chillin' like they’re in a B list rom-com! 😱💔 Here's the tea: 💧 These under $25 gems are still lurking in the digital aisles like that one ex who's "just checking in" 👀. Grab 'em before they ghost you! 🔮👾 Ready for the highlights? 1️⃣ Roku remotes that won't ghost you faster than your friends in a group chat 🍕😅 2️⃣ Echo devices begging for your attention like a puppy on TikTok 🐶🎤, all while creeping on your convo!!! 3️⃣ And yes, the sweet, sweet satisfaction of collecting those stonks 📈💰 without breaking the bank, fam! But wait! *Leaked dev quote from Amazon HQ*: "If it’s under $25, it might as well be a time-traveling flux capacitor." 🚀😂 So what are you waiting for? Tap that cart like it owes you money, and let’s turn your home into a tech haven before these deals become yesterday’s news! 🤖✨ 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Amazon will release a self-sabotaging robot that does all your shopping while also judging your life choices. No cap! 🤖👑 Scream it from the rooftops – THIS IS FINE! 🏞️💥