🔥🎉 HOLIDAY CARD WARS 2025: WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME? 🎉🔥 Tired of sending out those **cringe** holiday cards? Your grandma thinks they’re cute, but we KNOW you're just trying to flex on all the haters. 😤✌️ So listen up, fam! Here’s the 411 on the big three card-printing goliaths — Mixbook, Vistaprint, and Canva. Buckle up, it’s about to get WILD! 🚀💌 🔍 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, just slap a cute doggo pic on there. Boom! Holiday spirit unlocked! 💯" — Some Sad Developer 1️⃣ **Mixbook** – Where you can customize everything down to the font used by Shakespeare himself (RIP). Price? It’s giving $$$ but hey, #Stonks if your friends don’t have a fireplace to hang them on! 💰👐 2️⃣ **Vistaprint** – The OGs of card printing. You can literally print your own face on it! Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like you staring into their soul like a deranged elf. 🤡 3️⃣ **Canva** – The GOAT of DIY. If you ain't making your card here, are you even breathing? Just remember: filters can't hide the fact that your family is low-key chaotic. 😱🔥 So this holiday season, do the universe a favor and stop sending out bland cards like it’s still 2015. 💀💌 🚨***UNHINGED PREDICTION:*** In 2026, AI will generate your holiday cards based on your browser history. Get ready for a card of your future cat sending you money requests. I *know* they’re plotting it! 🧠💥