🔍🍷 **BREAKING: Benoit Blanc Goes Full Gothic in CRAZY New Trailer!** 🍷🔍 Okay fam, gather 'round because Benoit Blanc, your favorite detective with a Southern drawl, is back and ready to serve up some *spooky vibes* in the latest trailer for 🦇 "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery." This ain't your grandma's murder mystery, folks! We’re talkin’ gothic vibes so strong, even Edgar Allan Poe would be like, "Dude, chill!" 🤡💀 Rian Johnson’s brainchild (let’s put some respect on that name 👑) is set to turn TIFF into a literal tea party where the only drink is *suspense* ☕👀. Early reviews? *Best thing since sliced bread* ‘cause Benoit’s serving stonks-level charm—*PEAK DRAMA.* 🚀🔥 Rumor has it, during a *leaked* Zoom call, Johnson cracked up saying, “What if Blanc just solves the mystery while doing the Macarena?” 💃💻 (Okay, maybe I made that up, but wouldn’t it be based?!) But let’s be real, we’re here for the *plots*, not the *puns*. Will it *snatch wigs* at the box office, or will critics be like, “this is fine” while clutching their hearts? 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥Hot take: We’re predicting this will lead to a *Benoit Blanc cinematic universe* where he solves every mystery, including why anyone thought NFTs were a good idea! 💸✨ Share this if you’re ready for Benoit to throw shade at the Grim Reaper! #DetectiveVibesOnly #WokeDeadMan