🎉💰BREAKING NEWS: Bengaluru’s Chip Wizards are BACK and they just snagged a fat $150M from TPG Growth! 🚀💸 So like, Tessolve 🤖—who NOT ONLY built 11 labs but is basically training for the Chip Olympics—is out here flexing those semiconductor engineering muscles 💪💻. That’s right, folks! They’ve got more labs than you’ve got friends on Facebook, and they’re not stopping! 😂 Imagine them assembling in a conference room like the Avengers, but instead of fighting Thanos, they’re battling subpar chip performance. “Build more chips or die trying,” says *Imaginary Developer #1* as they sip their overpriced bubble tea. 😩☕ Ladies and gentlemen, if you thought your favorite startup was only raising coffee fundings, think again! Tessolve’s cash grab gives “stonks” a whole new meaning! 📈🔥 And let’s be real. TPG Growth is either the smartest investor out here or they lost a bet with Elon Musk 🤷‍♂️. So, here’s my totally sane prediction: In the next 5 years, we’ll all be powered by chips so advanced they’ll start getting their own TikTok accounts. 🤳💀 POV: Your smart fridge just asked you for a follow back. This is fine. 🔥💀✨