🚨🔥BELKIN’S HOT TAKE: TURNS OUT FIRE HAZARD = ACTUAL FIRE!🔥🚨 Hold the phones, fam! 📱💥 You won't believe this spicy tea! Belkin, your favorite maker of “I swear it’s safe” power banks, is dropping the hottest recall of the century! 🌡️💔💰 Yep, three of their products are OUT, and guess what? They might just turn into campfires 🔥 at any moment! #SurvivalOfTheFittest 🔋💁‍♂️ “We thought the only thing being charged was your phone,” said one Belkin dev who probably got roasted at the water cooler yesterday. "But now it seems our products are more 'fire' than 'wire'!" And let's be real, folks, this isn’t just cringe; it’s an entire meme farm waiting to happen. 🤡🌾 So, if your power bank starts giving you more sparks than a TikTok dance challenge, it’s time to pull a Drake and point the other way! 👈💔🔌 💃💥*LEAKED QUOTE ALERT*: “Our power banks were supposed to be fire, but now they’re more 🔥🔥🔥 than we ever imagined.” Prediction? Belkin’s next lineup will be powered by *actual fire* and sold at a 20% premium because it's “vintage.” Don’t sleep on this chaos, y’all. This is a stonks moment for the fire department! 🚒💸💀