"Belkin’s Qi2 25W charger is the glow up Pixel 10 didn't ask for!🔥 Google, we see you seething!💀💔"
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Qi2 Wars Have Begun! 🚨 👀 Hold on to your pixels, fam! 🖼️ Belkin just dropped a 25W charger that’s giving Google’s own charger the side-eye, and it’s not even shy about it. 😤 Forget the snooze fest that is “just another charger” – this bad boy has a kickstand! YES, A KICKSTAND! Like, what’s next, a charger with a backflip feature? Show me the stonks! 💰💰 🧠 This is fine? Nah, this is 🔥. You know Google’s engineers are sitting by their desks like Drake pointing to Belkin’s new charger while clutching their sad, drab blocks of plastic. 😭 "What do we even do with all these leftover chargers?!?" *cries in overpriced pixel charges* 😩 Leaked dev quote: “We thought adding a kickstand was just too extra… until we saw Belkin’s.” – A Google Engineer™ whose identity I totally just made up. And just like that, we’re officially in the “kickstand era” of charging! 🚀 What’s next? A charger with a built-in espresso machine? No cap, I wouldn't put it past tech companies... Get ready, because when we least expect it, the next charger might just start streaming Netflix. 🤖📺 And you know what? It's gonna be lit. 🔥💀 #ChargeAndChill #PixelPuck #BasedBelkin
