🔥🎮 Battlefield 6 is out here pulling more numbers than my high school crush's IG followers – 7 MILLION copies in just three days?! 😱💸 That’s right folks, *you heard it right*! 🚀 This is EA’s love letter to gamers, or as I like to call it, the "We love your $$$" edition. 💰💔 In a shocking plot twist, EA just confirmed they’re going PRIVATE for a cool $55 billion. I guess the only thing they want to expose now is our wallets! 🤑 It's giving "stonks" but like, in reverse… Meanwhile, 172 million matches played in three days? Someone tell me how many of those were just me crying in the corner while my squad carried my no-skill self! 😅🤬 Remember when 2042 flopped harder than my attempts at flirting? 4.2 million copies? What a cringefest! *Drake pointing* at Battlefield 6, like "This is what I signed up for!" And let’s not forget those quotes from EA’s big bosses, sounding like they’re accepting an Oscar when all we want is a working server! 🏆 “First and foremost, thanks to our players”—aka, thanks for the cash cows, fam! 🤡💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By this time next year, EA will announce they’re making a *Battlefield 7* where players just pay to watch ads on the battlefield! 😂💀 Share this if you're ready for a future where our gaming experience is just a glorified commercial! 🚫📺