🚨💸 BREAKING: AI INFERNO! 🔥🔥 Baseten just pulled a major “STONKS!” 🤑 after securing a whopping $150 MILLION in cash! Like, holy moly, that's enough to buy a solid gold hamster wheel for their AI overlords! 🐹💎 They just hit a dizzying valuation of $2.15 billion!!! That’s more zeros than my math teacher saw on my report card when I said I was “busy coding” 😂💀. Led by BOND, who clearly had some spare change left over after their last yacht purchase, along with Alphabet's CapitalG and other investors who probably think they're buying digital Beanie Babies. 🎢📉 *Leaked developer text from Baseten:* 💬 “We’re just here flexing on the AI game. Who needs tech debt when you have *note-taking* AI? 🤖💁‍♂️” Meanwhile, the rest of us are still waiting for our ‘AI’ toaster to figure out how to actually toast bread without getting set on fire. #ThisIsFine 🔥🥖 Hot take 🔥👇: In 5 years, Baseten will either be owning the whole market or pivoting to selling NFT burritos. No cap, fam, I wouldn’t even be mad at that. 🌯💥 Embrace the chaos and hit that share button! 🚀✨