💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Banks Are Learning How to Crypto! 🚀💸 So, apparently, ten banks (yep, the boring boomer banks) just called each other up and said, “Yo, let’s get stablecoins for G7 currencies in this b*tch!” 🤡🤝 We got Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, Deutsche Bank, and the Swiss cheese crew over at UBS – basically the Avengers of Corporate Dullness assembling to figure out how to tokenize your grandma's savings! 💰👵 But hold the phone! 📞 Are these banks actually trying to keep up with the stonks-hustling crypto kids? 🤯 Or are they just taking a joyful ride on the cringe-wave of “our bank only has 5 followers on TikTok”? This is like Drake pointing at a meme that says, “We’re exploring stablecoins” but also, “We’re not as cool as Bitcoin.” 🔥💀 Fake Dev Quote Alert! 🗣️ “It’s either this or we start selling NFTs of our bank statements. Cope or seethe, peeps!” — An anonymous, probably imaginary banker 🏦🤖 If these banks can’t nail the stablecoin thing, we might as well just start buying virtual cows on Cowin’Cash or something. 🌌🐄 So here’s my unhinged prediction: the next financial crisis will start when one of these banks accidentally turns a currency into a meme coin called “BrokeCoin™”. 💀💸 Don't @ me!