💰💀 🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Woke Banks 🏦 are about to drop a $38 BILLION 💵 debt sale like it’s the hottest mixtape of the year, and Oracle is at the center of this money-grabbing chaos! 🤡🔥 That’s right, Texas and Wisconsin are about to be DRENCHED in data center juice—$23.25B for Texas (y’all gonna need a bigger cowboy hat 🤠) and $14.75B for Wisconsin, aka the land of cheese and… data? 🧀💾 🎤 Developer Quote: “Look, if I wanted to fund a state-of-the-art data center, I’d just sell my gamer chair on Craigslist. Why’s this even happening?!” 🤯 But like, why Oracle? 🤔 I mean, their cloud is like trying to catch the latest TikTok dance while your grandma is still on MySpace... cringe AF. 🤦‍♂️ Now, while we’re chilling in our overpriced apartments, Oracle's like **Drake pointing** at the future 💻✨, while we all know it’ll be a hot mess like "This is Fine" 🔥 when things go sideways. ⚡🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Oracle will be the new Blockbuster, and we're all gonna be buying NFTs of their failure. Who's ready to hedge their stonks? 📉💀📈 *Share this like it’s your last meme before jumping into the Void of Data Overload!* 🤪🚀