🚨💼 BREAKING: Banks Are Getting ROASTED by Chatbots! 🤖🔥 So, like, check this out: Commonwealth Bank of Australia (CBA) thought they could just throw some fancy AI chatbot in there, flex on their workers, and be like, "Stonks up! We don’t need no humans!" 💰📈 But SURPRISE! 🤡 Turns out, those chatbots were about as effective as a cardboard cutout at a meeting. 🙃 In a plot twist that could have been written by the universe itself, the Finance Sector Union came in swinging like a meme lord on TikTok. They basically said, "Nah fam, you can’t replace 45 workers with a glorified robot that can't even understand basic human emotions!" 🤦‍♂️💔 Leaked dev quote: "We thought the chatbot would rock it 🤖💨 but it just sat there like that meme of Drake pointing at the 'Do Nothing' button." 💀 Now, CBA is scrambling to rehire those workers faster than a gamer at an eSports tournament! 🏆 Let's just say this is a W for human workers and a fat L for AI overlords. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, banks will be run entirely by TikTok influencers—“We’re here to help you manage your money and teach you how to do the Renegade!” 🤪💸 #ChatbotFails #CorpFail #ThisIsFine