🚨💔 **BAIDU STONKS GOING DOWN, DOWN, AND AWAY!** 🚀💀 So, listen up fam, last Friday, Baidu decided to take its stock on a rollercoaster ride straight to the 💩👀 with a whopping **9.8% dive** in Hong Kong! Why, you ask? 🤔 Because their latest AI model, **Ernie 5.0**, is floppier than my grandma's lasagna. Like, it legit made investors say, "This is fine" while the 🔥 was raging in the background! 💬 *“I thought Ernie 5.0 would be the next Thor of AI,”* said a developer who definitely didn’t read the room. *“But it's more like a sad, wet paper towel... 😭”* I mean, are we really surprised though? We were all expecting major galaxy brain moves but got hit with basic Drake pointing instead! 🎤 *“I’m not mad, I just expected a little more... effort.”* Baidu's like that kid in class who brings a broken calculator to a math exam and still expects an A+. 🤡 No cap, while their rivals are out here flexing like gym bros, Ernie’s like, *“Can I just get a participation trophy?”* 🏅 🔥🔥 Here’s the kicker: I predict by 2024, Baidu will launch Ernie 6.0, and it will be **AI-powered cat videos** — because if you're going to flop, at least make it cute! 😹💰 GO WILD AND SHARE THIS!