🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Baidu just dropped the most unintentionally hilarious AI model since the last time someone tried to optimize a microwave! 🤡🤖 Introducing **ERNIE-4.5-VL-28B-A3B-Thinking (seriously, who comes up with these names??)**, the AI that may or may not be powered by a hamster on a wheel! 🐹💨 This bad boy claims to outshine GPT-5 and Gemini like that one friend who loves flexing their D&D stats but can’t even cast a basic spell! ⚡️🔥 According to Baidu, it’s lighter than a feather and more powerful than your aunt's unsolicited advice at Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃💰 With just 3 billion parameters activated, it's like having a buffet of AI brains but only eating the celery sticks. Cringe! 😬🥬 Leaked Developer Quote™: "We thought ‘why not make it work better with less?’ It’s like finding the last slice of pizza in the fridge!" 🍕🤣 In a world filled with insane AI shenanigans, remember folks: Baidu is here to save the day and meme-ify your document processing! 🚀💥 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: Just wait until ERNIE starts its career as a TikTok influencer—at that point, it’ll be *over* for us all! 👑💀 #AIOverlords #Stonks💸