🎮💔🔥 Breaking news, fam! Prepare your hiking boots and your biggest eye rolls because *Baby Steps* is about to make you question every life choice you've ever made! 😂🚶‍♂️ This game is basically a walking simulator where you play as a **35-year-old jobless dude** who’s more privileged than your mom’s three-year Netflix subscription! 🤡💸 Why? Because his pride is as inflated as his ego, and it keeps him from seeking help – like the ultimate ‘This is fine’ meme! 📉😬 Your mission? Hike through the wilderness while desperately avoiding accountability like it’s the plague. 🤔💀 Developer quote leaked: “Let’s make walking boring again! We’ll troll ‘slightly problematic’ men while they *slightly* reflect on their life decisions!” 🔥😎 Imagine taking a break from your real-life adulting responsibilities to control a character who is also avoiding adulting. That's the *stonks* mindset right there! 📈🚀 And if the graphics look like they're from 2008, just think of it as a retro indie experience. Based? Cringe? You decide! Hot take: One day, this game will be the new CrossFit—everyone will be pretending they love hiking while posting inspirational quotes and *Baby Steps* memes while hoarding that sweet, sweet engagement on TikTok. 🚀💥 Now go forth and meme this chaos! 🥳👾