🚨💥 BREAKING: Microsoft Azure goes *poof*! 💥🚨 Hold onto your cloud servers, fam! ☁️❌ We’re currently living in the "this is fine" meme, but with a sprinkle of chaos sauce! 🔥🍕 I guess *someone* forgot to plug in the servers? 🤡💔 So, after an epic fail that could make even your grandma’s Wi-Fi 😬💀 look good, Azure’s down harder than a Windows 98 PC! Microsoft is scrambling harder than a kid trying to explain a 0% final exam score. Stonks? More like *bonks*! 📉😂 Leaked dev convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Did anyone feed the server this morning?" 👩‍💻 Dev 2: "Thought it was a vegan… it’s supposed to just *run* itself, right?" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "LMAO, bro. We're three hours into emergency coffee and I’m starting to sip tears." 😭☕ Seriously, though, if this outage was a movie, it’d be a poorly-rated horror flick called "Azure: The Never-Ending Downtime." 🎬🔪 Imagine all the sad developers crying while trying to convince clients that “*the cloud is safe*” as they seethe in their dark rooms. Prediction Alert 🚀: By the end of the day, Microsoft will release a “*We’re very sorry*” meme and ask us to essential oil our way back into their good graces. Just *wait for it*. 😈🤖💸 #AzureOutage #ThisIsFine