🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft just tripped on a banana peel, turning Azure into a sleepy-time cloud ☁️💤! Yeah, you heard that right — Azure is OUTTA here, leaving Microsoft 365, Xbox, and Minecraft crying in the corner like Drake after seeing his "Certified Lover Boy" rating! 😭💔 We’ve got users on DownDetector wiling out at 12PM ET like it’s Black Friday with no PS5s in sight! “WE NEED MOAR MINECRAFT!!!” they scream while admins are like “This is fine” 🔥🔥 (but like, it's really not). Meanwhile, Microsoft is over here trying to fix their "Azure Front Door" (forgot to check if it's locked? 😂) while secretly rerouting traffic like they’re an undercover agent in a low-budget action movie. Spoiler alert: it's NOT working, and they’re probably just using duct tape at this point! 🤖💥 “Our devs are on it,” claimed the imaginary head of Azure, sipping coffee with a side of despair, while the rest of the team is brainstorming if it's time to bring back the Windows 98 glory days. "Stonks? Nah, more like sunk." 📉💀 🔥 Unhinged prediction alert: In a desperate attempt to distract us from this trainwreck, expect Microsoft to drop a surprise NFT gaming world in Minecraft! It’ll be🤡 cringe, but they’ll call it “innovation.” Coping levels: 💯!