🚨 ALERT! CHAOS MODE ENGAGED! 🚨 Ayaneo just dropped the hottest news since that one time your buddy tried to convince you NFTs were a good investment. Say hello to the AYANEO PHONE! 📱🔥 *cue confetti cannon* 🎉 So, they’re known for handhelds that make you feel like a kid again—like, we’re talking retro vibes thicker than a TikTok dance challenge. 🕺💃 They teased us back in August with a dual-screen Pocket DS, and now?? They’re invading the PHONE game! 📞💥 What do we know? Well, let’s just say it looks like a rectangle with a touch of… *shoulder buttons??* 💀 Yes, you heard that right. Apparently, we’re going full-on *PlayStation* on our phones now. “It’s basically comfy thumb wrestling in your pocket,” said an anonymous Ayaneo dev who probably still calls their mom for tech support. 🤖💬 And what’s this sliding design? Sony Xperia Play vibes incoming? 🙌 Or are they just hoping we won’t notice the 8-hour battery life? 😅 Either way, it’s a WARZONE out there! 💥 **Hot take:** What if this phone leads to a dystopian future where we all play *Tetris* in meetings instead of actually working? 🤯💼 You heard it here first, stonks 📈💰 might just depend on *Ayaneo*! #CapOrNoCap?