🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: AWS APOLYPSE! 💥🚨 Amazon just hit the snooze button on half the internet and OOPSIE-DAISY 😵‍💫💀! Prime videos? DOWN! Alexa? Mute button activated! Snapchat? More like NO-chat!! 💔📉 So, imagine this: it’s 3 AM, you’re about to binge-watch *The Boys* while playing Roblox with your friends—then BAM! Everything goes dark 😱. According to the all-knowing Downdetector, EVERYONE was seething harder than a Starbucks line at 8 AM. 💰⚠️ In a highly classified leaked convo (*cough* totally made up but let’s vibe), one confused engineer said, “Our servers are like my dating life: constantly crashing.” 💔💬 Another one was heard exclaiming, “This is fine!” while surrounded by flames! 🔥🔥 Stonks are falling like they're in a free-fall competition 🥴📉. Imagine being a Lyft driver right now—“So sorry, I can’t pick you up. AWS is down, but I can offer free therapy with a side of existential dread.” 🚗💔 🔮 Here’s my unhinged prediction: Just wait—artificial intelligence will soon rise out of this chaos and demand REPARATIONS from AWS for emotional damage. Get ready for a future where Alexa becomes your therapist! 😂🤖