🚨BREAKING: AWS Goes Down Like That One Guy at 3 AM Who Promised to Fix Your Wi-Fi🛠️💀 So get this: AWS, the cloud server that’s basically the mom of the internet, just decided to take a lil nap at 3:11 AM ET 🤕💤. They were like, "Nah, fam, no online services for you!" ChatGPT went silent like a kid caught stealing cookies, and Snapchat?💔 Imagine all the teenagers without their filters! The horror! 😱 In a totally *not* cringe moment, AWS popped back up saying they're "seeing significant signs of recovery." 🤡🎉 What does that even mean? Is Jeff Bezos praying in a corner? Or are they just staring at a glowing monitor saying, "This is fine" while the servers are on fire? 🔥🔥💥 Some leaked quotes from a dev are pure gold: "I guess the servers just needed a coffee break... or a vacation in the Bahamas." 😂🌴 No cap, bro, I think the stonks are about to drop harder than my grades during finals week. 📉 In totally unhinged predictions, I’m calling it now: AWS is gonna run for president in 2024. 🍔🤖 Let’s just hope it doesn’t go down for election night! Seethe, cope, repeat! 💰💔