🚨BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 AWS just hit the stock market with a BANG 💣 and the Wall Street boys are all like, “Yas, queen! 💅✨” Apparently, companies can’t get enough of that sweet, sweet cloud juice ☁️💦 in the age of AI. Like, do we really need a shower of virtual infrastructure? 👀 Just the other day, a leaked DevOps engineer *literally* texted, “I was drankin’ coffee ☕️ and BOOM, AWS just broke records again. Can’t even! 😱” Meanwhile, CEOs everywhere are doing their best Drake Pointing impersonation with the big green ‘stonks’ emoji as they leap into the digital cloudscape. 💸📈 And for real, AWS be like: “You thought we peaked? Nah fam, we’re just getting started. Buckle up for the cloud train 🚂💨.” This is fine... if you’re a massive corporation with tech that eats up cash like Pac-Man 🍔 👾, but if you're a small biz, it’s like getting hit with a cosmic ‘cope’ when you see those prices. 🔥 So prepare yourselves, we might just see a future where AWS starts selling cloud-flavored ice cream 🍦 as their next hype product. That’s right, "AWScream!" is about to be a thing. Mark my words, in 2025, Amazon will unleash drone-delivered *Code-as-a-Service* directly into your dreams. 🎉💀 Keep your wallets ready, folks!