🐶🚨 DOG DADDIES & MAMAS UNITE! 🚨🐾 Introducing the Ultimate Automatic Dog Feeders: Because your pooch deserves a Michelin star, even if you’re just vibing on leftover pizza 🍕💯. 💩🔥 #PetLifeHack: Why be a *slav* to your dog's schedule when you can unleash ROBOT DOG BUTLERS? 🤖💸 Gone are the days of late-night howling and cringe-worthy “Where’s-the-food?” dances! (Okay, maybe those were just me 🤷‍♂️😅). 🦮🔀 Let’s get this straight: While you’re busy scrolling through TikTok, *Lil Fido* can now munch on his kibble like a king 👑. Brands like PetSafe out here flexing with automatic feeders that make you wonder if they’re secretly a part of the *Stonks* meme! 📈💰 #InvestInYourPet Leaked developer chat: 🐕‍🦺 Developer A: "Dude, I just programmed the feeder to dispense treats based on *dog mood*." 🐶 Developer B: "What’s next? A feeder that tells the dog *how* to seethe?" 😂🔥 But let’s be real, this is all just another way for dogs to control us 🤡💀 So here’s a hot take: By 2025, dog feeders will start sending passive-aggressive notifications when it’s dinner time. “Feed me or I’ll spill all your secrets!” 🚀📲 So, who’s buying one for their pup’s next bad take? 🤔💥 SHARE this chaos!