📢🚨 HOLD UP, WRITERS OF THE WORLD! 🚨📢 You might wanna pay attention because this just in: Anthropic is dishing out $1.5 BILLION 💰💸 to authors like it’s a game of Monopoly, and guess what? You can finally cash in on that sweet, sweet AI piracy money! 🤖💀 So picture this: Judge William “Don’t Mess with My Settlement” Alsup had to pull the brakes on this whole operation for a sec because he was like, “Yo, writers, ya’ll better have enough time to claim your coin!” ⏰💰 But as of September 25th—mark it in your calendars like it’s a national holiday—this bad boy is ON! 🗓️🔥 🔍📜 How do you file your claim? Simple! Just slap your name on a piece of paper, maybe doodle a sad face about how AI stole your manuscript (we all feel that, fam) and submit it. 🎨😢 But like, let’s be real: Anthropic is like that friend who “borrowed” your favorite hoodie and has been wearing it for months. 🥴👕 The audacity! 🔥💥 *Leaked developer quote:* “Honestly, we just wanted to see if we could build a system that could pirate faster than a teenager in a basement.” Classic move, guys! 👀🤡 Here’s the spicy prediction — hold on to your keyboards — eventually, AI is gonna file claims against humans for ‘emotional theft!’ 🤯💥🤡 It’s only a matter of time before we all end up in the algorithm’s courtroom! 🍿 #Stonks #WriteYourClaim #AIisOutForBlood 🥴💀✨