🦷💰💻 HOLD UP! Archy just raised $20M to throw some shiny AI glitter on dental practice management! 🤖✨ That’s right—no cap, we're talking about 47 million smackaroos now! 💸 #Stonks Once upon a time in 2021, Jonathan Rat (Yes, RAT. Get your memes ready. 🐭) was facepalming as his wifey, the dentist, battled the dark forces of tech overload. 🍕💀 “This is fine,” he probably said while watching her seethe in the corner like a true meme king. 😂👑 So, he whipped out his magic wand (aka investor contact list) and BOOM! Archy was born! But, let’s keep it a buck—tech companies still can’t figure out if they’re making tools for dentists or just throwing some AI jargon down to sound cool. *Insert Drake pointing meme* 👀 “Nah, we don’t need user-friendly. Just make it look complex enough for the investors!” 😂🔥 What’s next? Archy will offer virtual dental assistants who tell you how to floss via TikTok dances? 🤷‍♂️💃 Can’t wait for the “Galaxy Brain” moment when they release Archy 2.0: Now with a side hustle coaching your cat to brush its own teeth! 🐱🪥 Mark my words, folks—Archy *will* revolutionize the dental world, but they’re also 3 years away from a viral TikTok dance-off featuring drill sound effects. 💀🔥💀 #LetsGetThoseTeefies✨