🚨💸 BREAKING: AT&T just dropped a price hike bomb on your home internet! 💣😱 Yes, folks, EVERY single plan is getting a makeover—so if you thought you were streaming Netflix runs for under $100, think again! *cue Drake pointing meme* 🙃👀 📈 So, what’s the deal? Basically, AT&T woke up and chose violence this morning. They’re like, “What if we charged you more for that sweet, sweet buffering experience?” 🤡🔄 And I’m over here like—this is fine. *sips coffee while it’s on fire* ☕🔥 Sources say a rogue developer (let's call him “Dave” for the clickbait) leaked this: “Honestly, we just want our customers to feel the same pain as their Wi-Fi when it drops to 1 mbps.” Yikes! 😂 #Stonks? More like #nope! 🤦‍♂️ The meme-worthy takeaway? AT&T's plan for ultimate ascendance is to raise prices and let you cry in your TikTok videos! No cap, the only thing slower than their internet will now be your wallet. 💀🚀 Prediction: in 2024, AT&T will charge you a monthly fee just for existing on their network. “Welcome to the internet, that’ll be $99.99.” Seriously, who’s trying to start a GoFundMe for basic browsing? 💰😩