🚀🌌 Hold onto your telescopes, folks! The University of Texas astronomy squad just dropped a cosmic bombshell that’s hotter than a supernova! 🔥💥 These starry-eyed students have uncovered that Segue-1—a galaxy so small it makes your ex's bank account look stacked—hides a MASSIVE black hole! 😱🕳️ Imagine a tiny galaxy with a mega black hole just chilling like, “Y’all thought I was basic? NOPE! I’m the Squidward of galaxies! Like, squiggly on the outside, a total menace on the inside!” 🤡🦑💀 Some “totally-not-leaked” convo between students: 👩‍🔬: “Wait, you mean we discovered a black hole?” 👨‍🔬: “Naw, fam, that’s just the Wi-Fi.” Anyway, as the students bang their heads against the wall trying to calculate how many TikToks they could make about this, astronomers everywhere are just looking at their telescopes like, “THIS IS FINE” as the galaxy stonks skyrocket! 📈🚀 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: In 20 years, Segue-1 will be a MULTI-PLANET tourist destination. Get ready for "Black Hole Experience: 100% Gravity-Free!" 💰💫 Share this madness, or you might just get sucked into the void! 🌌⬆️