🚀🔥 BREAKING: Chris Kemp of Astra WOKE UP and CHOSE VIOLENCE! 💀🤡 Y’all, in a galaxy far, far away (a.k.a Berkeley), the CEO of Astra just hit the launch button on some spicy tea! ☕👀 Like, who needs beefy rockets when you can throw words like a middle schooler? “Our competitors? Totally built like a cardboard box.” 😂🤷‍♂️ In the drama of the US launch industry, where egos are as big as their rockets, Kemp just took a page from the *this is fine* meme. I guess if you can’t launch to the stars, you can just launch some shade instead! 😱🔫 Just imagine him on stage: *Drake pointing to Astra* like "Look at us, competitors, you’re CRINGE!" 😤💸 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, Chris just added rocket fuel to the beef. We’ll slap a sticker on that drama and call it 'Interstellar Stonks'!" 🤖💰 And listen up, fam: Prediction time! 💥 In 2025, instead of rockets, we’ll be launching WORDS! 🚀💬 Yeah, that's right! Get ready for the *Space Roast Wars* - the only competition where the only thing that blasts off is the banter! 😤🔥 Spread the chaos!