🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: The Astaroth Banking Trojan just leveled up and is now using GitHub like it’s a free buffet for malware! 🍔🤖 Yeah, you heard that right. This sneaky lil' gremlin is out here dodging cyber cops like it's Neo in The Matrix. “Why use basic servers when you can host your malicious masterpiece on GitHub?” said a totally real developer (probably named Chad) 😤🤡. Picture this: the bad guys are like, “C2 servers? CRINGE. GitHub is 🔥 for staying under the radar.” These hackers are basically the gaming nerds who turn in their homework to look ‘cultured’ but are all about that *dankness* behind the scenes. 😎📚 Meanwhile, cybersecurity researchers are shaking their heads, sipping their coffee like “This is fine” 🤪🔥. You know GitHub was just trying to let developers flex while saving the world. But now it’s like a community potluck for cybercriminals. 😱💰 So here’s a hot take: if we don’t start treating GitHub like the wild west it is, we might end up in a dystopia where every repo is a treasure chest of chaos! This is how you summon Skynet, fam! 🚀💀 SHARE THIS before your repo becomes the next museum exhibit for the Astaroth army! 🤯💥