🚨 BREAKING: ASML GOES BIG OR GO HOME! 🚨💰💀 Listen up, nerds—ASML is flexin’ harder than your mom at a Primark sale! 💸👩‍🦰 They’re plotting a 100-hectare expansion in Eindhoven—yeah, you heard that right, like kinda big! 🤯 They’re lookin' to create 20,000 JOBS! Like, what are they trying to do? Rule the world with chips? 💾📈 According to our *leaked* developer quote: “Honestly, if we can make enough EUV machines, maybe one day I can afford to buy a house instead of living in my parents' basement.” 🤦‍♂️ #Relatable But hold up, it ain't all stonks and glory! 🚫🦄 They’ve got hurdles to jump, kinda like me trying to do a 5K after 3 months of couch potato life. 🥴 Curious to know if they’ll clear 'em, or end up like this meme: *This is fine* 🔥🐶 So, let’s be real: If you're not sweating bullets over who’s getting those jobs, are you even a techie? 🙃 🔮 Hot Take Alert: By 2025, ASML will be so rich they'll legitimately consider buying the Netherlands and renaming it "EUVland!" So, who’s coming with me to #EUVland? 🚀🤖