🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS from the land of chips and memes! 🍟💻 ASML just dropped their Q3 performance like it’s HOT 🔥 and honestly, it’s juicier than a TikTok dance trend nobody asked for! So, let’s break this down, fam: ASML clocked in a whopping **€7.5B** in net sales, just shy of their **€7.7B** prediction like a student’s last-minute paper on the day it’s due 🤡📉. But wait—there’s MORE! They’ve flexed their net profit to a stunning **€2.12B** 💰, barely edging out the **€2.11B** estimate like “I told you so” vibes. No cap, they be out here living the life of Stonks 📈, while simultaneously acknowledging that their sales in China are about to go full cringe and decline “significantly” by 2026. Imaginary ASML devs be like: “Bro, can we get a refund on our crystal ball? 💀” Drake's got his face on ASML’s projections: “I’m not sure, I’m not sure.” 🚀 But here’s the tea: if they keep *this* up, I predict they’ll have to rebrand as AS-LOL in a few years. Don’t @ me! 🤖✨ Share this madness before your eyes roll so hard you see behind you! 🤯 #MemeEconomy