🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: ASANA BETA DROPPING LIKE IT'S HOT!🔥🤖** 🚨 Asana just dropped its “AI Teammates” into beta like a clumsy toddler with a juice box! I mean, why build robots that WORK for you when you can just get fancy chatbots begging for collaboration instead? 🤡 💀 No cap, these AI buddies are like that one friend who just wants to “vibe” but hits you up every single time you’re trying to focus. 🧠 **“These AI teammates are like my college group project partners,”** said an *imaginary* developer named Gary. “They promise collaboration, but I’m still doing all the work!” 😂👀 Asana says they’re aiming for a productivity GOAT status 😤 but really, are we gonna hold hands and sing Kumbaya in the conference room or what? This is fine though—to make a spreadsheet sing. So, in the spirit of stonks 📈: **Is Asana’s collaboration strategy based or just full-on cringe?** 🤔💸 Only time will tell, fam. **💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, we’ll see AI Teammates trying to form unions for better snack breaks. Who wants a robot fighting for your coffee rights? ☕️👾 Share this chaos, fam! 📢🚀