🔊🌊😱 **BREAKING NEWS**: Aquawise is ready to drop their spicy AI water quality tech at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 like it’s hot! 💧🔥 You heard that right! That's right, party people! 📸🤖 Imagine your favorite fishy friends being monitored by SATELLITES like they’re on a reality show! “The Real Fishwives of Aquaculture” 💅🐠 – can you say stonks? 📈💰 But wait, it gets better! Their “physics-based AI model” sounds fancy AF, but what does it mean? 🤔 Sounds like the tech bro version of “my mom says I’m special”! 🚀💦 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re basically giving fish a wellness checkup from space… 'cause swimming in dirty water is just soooo last season.” - Chad, Head Fish Whisperer 💁🏻‍♂️ Meanwhile, the fish are out here trying to cope with their water quality issues, seething while debating the merits of sending out an SOS to the tech gods. 💀 🙏 And can we talk about how this screams “this is fine”? 🐶🔥 Watch out world: if your water’s not AI-approved, you’re basically living in a cringe dream. Prediction: In 5 years, your goldfish will have its own TikTok account. Mark my words! 🐟📲 Gen Z is taking ‘fins’ to a whole new level, fam! 🤯💯