🍏👓 Listen up, fam! Apple just decided to play musical chairs with their staff, pulling them off the Vision Pro like a parent snatching away a phone during a TikTok scroll! 💀✨ But they're not done with the shenanigans—they're too busy gearing up to slap us with smart glasses to compete against those *bland* Meta Ray-Bans. Like, *who asked?!* 😤🚫 Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman dropped the bomb: Apple’s yanking teams from the Vision Pro to pump out a pair of glasses called the “N50.” Sounds like a robot that didn’t make it past the beta phase, fr fr. No display? Just pretending to be tech?! 🤖💔 “Bro, you’re REALLY just making glorified Bluetooth earplugs now?” 😵‍💫 The project is launching sometime next year (or maybe 2027, who knows?) while the AR specs aim for a glorious showdown with Meta in 2028—because nothing screams “I need coffee” like *delayed* tech development! ☕🚀 “Leaked developer quote” says: “Honestly, just slap an Apple logo on a cereal box and we’ll sell it as AR. 🙃” 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a few years, we’ll all be walking around wearing smart glasses that just project our TikTok feed in our eyeballs—an infinite loop of cats and DIY “how to cook instant ramen” videos! By then, we'll all be saying, “THIS IS FINE.” 💀👽💰