🍏🚀✨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🍏🚀✨ Hold onto your iPhones, because Apple is about to drop an “Emergency SOS via Satellite” feature in Mexico! And no, this isn’t just another overpriced Apple accessory that only works 10% of the time. This is legit! 🙌💥 Imagine you’re in the great Mexican wilderness 🏞️, your battery is dying, and your WiFi connection is as dead as your New Year’s resolutions. But fear not! With this feature, you can SOS your way to safety using satellites! YES, SATELLITES.👽 This is the type of tech they used to show us in 2050 movies before Apple decided to just do it now, like "Craaazy, right?" 🤯 💬 “Dude, can you believe I'm just one SOS away from getting rescued by extraterrestrial life?!” - some imaginary developer in Cupertino. Meanwhile, Tim Cook is probably reaping in the *stonks* 💰 as he drinks overpriced lattes, grinning like the Cheshire Cat. 🐱 But let’s be real, what’s next? Emergency SOS via toaster? 🍞🚨 🔥 So here's the unhinged prediction: In 2030, Apple will have a ‘Saved by Satellite’ subscription plan that charges you $19.99/month to not get eaten by a coyote on hikes. No cap! Share this if you're ready to upgrade your chance of avoiding the local wildlife! 🐺💥 #EmergencySOS #AppleVsNature #ThisIsFine