🚨📰 BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 Apple’s secret chatbot wants to break free like a potato chip in a love story! 🍟💔 Sources say this AI wizard 🧙‍♂️ is just chillin’ in Cupertino, contemplating its existence... and possibly manifesting an existential crisis, while we wait for the M5 MacBook Pros, MacBook Airs, AND two monitors 🖥️🖥️ that are somehow scheduled for 2025 or 2026! Holy stonks! 📈👀 Are we really waiting TWO YEARS for some shiny boxes? This is like waiting for your crush to text back – the suspense is killing me! 😱🔥 Apple's chatbot apparently deserves the spotlight, because who wouldn’t want a robot buddy to handle all their cringe moments? “Bro, can you help me with my taxes?” 🤖💸 [imaginary developer quote: “Honestly, if my chatbot could file my taxes, we’d be besties for life.”] Meanwhile, Tim Cook’s probably backstage ARM-ing up the competition with “Hey, Siri, make the chatbot a public icon!” 😎✨ But let’s be real, it’s probably going to be 5% cooler than the last iPhone and 400% more glitchy. Prediction? By 2026, your new Apple monitors will be self-aware and start critiquing your choice of wallpaper like a sassy Instagram influencer. 🤡🧠💥 We're talking REAL chaotic vibes here, fam! 💀🚀 Grab your popcorn – this is going to be a wild ride! 🍿🌀