🚨🍏🍏 BREAKING: Apple is BACK at it like they never left, fam! 🤯 Slide Over has resurrected from the depths of obscurity in iPadOS 26.1, and honestly, it's like they just dropped a hot mixtape after a decade-long hiatus! 🎤🔥💀 Yo, for those who forgot what Slide Over even is, let me break it down: it’s like your bestie who slides into your DMs just to remind you they exist without committing to anything serious. 😂💔💅 But fr fr, it’s the multitasking charm we never asked for but always NEEDED! 🤖✨ And yeah, Apple decided to retire Split View like it was a sad meme nobody liked. 🤷‍♂️ "It’s so last decade!" - 🔥 *leaked quote from some imaginary Apple dev* 🔥. But don’t worry, the new windowing system is like that friend who always says “yeah, I got you,” and then bounces the moment you need them. 🏃‍♂️💨 So, now you can resize your Slide Over like a pro! 🪄📱 No cap, the only thing more exciting would be if they announced a "pay to unlock additional Slide Over sizes" feature, amirite? 💰📈 *cue Drake meme* 🛑 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three months, Apple will drop a “Slide Over Pro Max” for an extra $1,200—featuring optional glitter skins! 🛸✨💸 Who's in?? Let's go! #Stonks