🚨🔥 CALLING ALL APPLE LEMMINGS! 🍏🤑 This *isn’t* just your average Prime Day snoozefest! It’s time to dive headfirst into the chaos of Apple deals and snag some shiny relics from the tech gods! 🛒💸 This year’s Apple haul has been so lit, even the *older models* are out here flexing! 😤💪 Stonks are going up for those outdated iPads that feel like holding a time machine to 2020. “I bought an iPad from 2025, let’s gooooo!” 🥳💻 #FlexCulture 🎉💥 “Yeah, buying a watch from 2019 is still worth it,” said *literally no one ever*... until now! ⏰🤡 “But it has a 4% faster charging time!” *eyeroll* 🤦‍♂️ Talk about cope! 🤓💀 Drake’s out here pointing at feel-good Apple deals like “Yas Queen,” while older models are fading into those sad “This is fine” memes. But listen, here’s the tea ☕️: if you’re not copping that *iWatch 4* for cheap, you’re actually missing out on the ultimate vibe check! 😤 Unhinged prediction? 🧠💥 2026 will see Apple releasing a *literal brick* that connects to iCloud! “It’s a smart brick, bro!” 🧱✨ Just you wait for the stonks... 🤯💰