🚨👽 RUMOR ALERT: Siri is officially on life support and Apple is in denial! 💀🍏 Folks, we’ve dragged Siri through the mud for long enough, and it’s starting to feel more like “Siri who?” than an intelligent assistant. 😤🤣 I mean, fr fr, when your voice assistant can’t even tell you the weather without stuttering like it’s got stage fright, you know we’re in trouble. 🚫☁️ Remember that moment when you tried to ask Siri if it could help you with your existential crisis? “This is fine.” ☕️🔥 Y’all KNOW Siri would respond with, “What’s ‘existential’?” 😂 Just take a look at this *leaked* convo from an Apple dev: “Honestly, we just programmed her to say ‘I can’t help with that’ in 50 different accents.” 🤖💬 Apple's privacy obsession is like putting a cat on a leash: admirable, but let's face it — we’re all secretly hoping it spills the tea. ☕️📉 The stakes are higher than my blood pressure after a 3-hour Apple event. Hot take: by 2025, Siri will be a hologram that just stares blankly at you while spitting out memes. 😂🚀 So, who’s ready for a Siri-less future? ‘Cause I’m packing my bags and getting on the GPT train! All aboard the L-stronk! 🚂💸💥 #Apple #Siri #Stonks