🍏💼🔥 *Breaking News: Apple Goes Full Gremlin with Charger-less M5 MacBook Pro in Europe* 🔥💼🍏 Hey y’all, remember when Apple was the tech equivalent of the *"golden child"*? Well, now they’re the kid at school selling the same lunch twice and asking for stonks 💸. That’s right—Apple has decided that in its never-ending quest for world domination (and your wallets), it’s no longer including chargers in the box with the new M5 MacBook Pro in Europe. 🤡👀 🧠💥 *"Local regulations,"* they claimed—like that’s gonna stop us from side-eyeing them like Drake 👀👉. Honestly, it’s like they’re trying to make us live that “This is fine” dog meme, all while we’re like, “Bruh, we just wanna charge our laptops!” 💻🔌 And let’s not forget the sneaky “charging dongle” upsell 🤦‍♂️✨. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we just figured they could use their old iPhone charger—if they still have it after the last phone upgrade. LOL.” 😂 So grab your wallets👜, fam! It’s not just a MacBook; it’s a *Mac* *Banking* *Pro* 🤑🚀. **Hot Take:** In five years, Apple will launch a “Charger Subscription Service” and market it as an *eco-friendly* alternative. Get ready to pay for your power, fam! 💀⚡ #MemeTheSystem