🚨🍏🔥BREAKING APPLE DRAMA: “I'M MAKING A BATTERY FOR GOD!” 🍏🚨 So, the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission 👮‍♀️ just threw a *huge* lawsuit at Apple, and honestly, it’s juicier than a ripe Granny Smith 🍏. Apparently, an employee got the boot for, you know, being a little too holy for their iPhone-toting, Genius Bar-sitting soul. 💀👋 Let’s get into the juicy memes, shall we? Picture this: a dude in the back of the store, trying to coach customers on AirPods while also trying to discuss the virtues of his faith ✝️. And Apple was like, "Nah fam, your religious vibes are not on brand." CRINGE! 🤡 “Bro, I’m just trying to save souls and you’re worried about my ‘spiritual bandwidth’?” - said the ex-employee while flicking an invisible holy water spray 👍💦. In a world where Apple is basically running a cult 🍎🕊️, here’s a hot take: if they don’t watch it, they might get served *a la carte* in a courtroom instead of Cupertino! 😏💼 So, what’s next? I’m predicting the first-ever Genius Bar Heavenly Edition—“We fix your tech from the clouds!” 🍏☁️ Get ready for an entire line of heavenly products, coming soon... or is that just the stonks crashing now? 📉🤔 #AppleSeethe #HolyTech💰🚀✨