🚨🔥 ATTENTION, TECH WARRIORS! 🍏🤖✨ Apple's diving into the AI pool, but instead of making a splash, they're just doing that awkward floaty thing like, "Look, we're here too... kinda." 😬💦 So, get ready for the debut of **ChatGPT for Enterprise**! Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I’m a serious business” quite like giving your employees access to AI that can spit bars better than your company’s marketing team. 🎤✨ But wait, it gets better! Apple’s rolling out options for businesses to control how their, like, totally chill employees use this new AI feature. 💼💻 You know, the ones still Googling “how to do a presentation”? 🤡💀 Imagine a meeting where everyone’s like, “Yo, can we get AI to write our reports?” and the boss is like, “Only if it doesn’t try to unionize.” 😳🥴 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** "We wanted to make AI as boring as a Sunday meeting, so companies can seethe over process while pretending they’re innovative.” 🤷‍♂️💸 So here’s the tea: Apple is not just getting into AI; they’re about to turn your workplace into *that* office meme. 🚀🔥 🌌 **HOT TAKE:** In 2025, we’ll all be using ChatGPT for literally everything, even as our *personal* therapists—Apple will just upsell a crying emoji sticker pack and call it a day. 💔🤣 #FortuneTellerVibes Share this madness and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 😜🥳