🚨👀 BREAKING: Apple’s about to drop a whole ASSORTMENT of smart stuff, and they’re sending the production line straight to Vietnam! 🇻🇳🔥 That’s right, fam! We’re talking indoor security cameras, home hubs, and a robot that’s probably just a glorified Roomba that tells you to stop eating ramen at 3 AM! 🍜🤖 Sources say Apple wants to be less dependent on China, which kinda makes sense since they're basically throwing shade at the Tiananmen Square of tech manufacturing 👀👋. "We can't keep buying everything from China," said *some imaginary Apple dev* (definitely not Tim Cook): “Vietnam has better karaoke!” 🎤💃 Meanwhile, the rich kids on Wall Street are like: "Stonks 🚀!" As if their lives weren't already perfect sipping lattes with iPhones! 🤦‍♂️💰 This is Apple’s way of saying, "Hey, your privacy is important to us! Unless you’re in line at the Apple Store, then it’s totally fine for us to surveil you." 🙃📸 Prediction: By 2030, Siri will install the security cameras in your house AND call your mom to tell her you're still single. To the moon! 🌙💀👽