🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: Apple’s MLS Deal Just Took a Hard Left Turn – Like Drake's Best Dance Moves! 💃⚽️🔥 So, Apple thought they were just chillin' with their super sneaky soccer stream 🥅🤑, but now it’s got a plot twist hotter than your grandma’s chili! 🌶️💥 They’re cutting the MLS deal short, and it's ending in 2029! Just three years early! *Cue the epic meme montage* 🎥 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought we were in the ‘never-ending story’ phase! Guess we’re in ‘how to terminate contracts while looking cool’ mode!” 🤡🤖 Seriously, Apple, you’re dropping these MLS matches quicker than I drop my phone when I hear '4-hour update'! 🔥📱 And let’s keep it 100, folks, giving MLS on your Apple TV for "no extra cost" sounds like a trap. Like when you think you've found a hidden stash of candy, only to discover it's just a soggy old granola bar. 🍫🚫 This is fine, right? 😬🤷🏽‍♂️ But remember, after Apple rips this deal like they ripped Tim Cook’s hairline, we’ll all be paying more in 2029 for premium MLS content. 📈💸 🚀 Hot Take: In the future, Apple and MLS will just create a Super League of Soccer and iPhones where the only commercials are for Apple products. No cap, brace yourselves! 🍏⚽️👀 #Stonks