🚨👀 BREAKING: Apple just dropped a bombshell worthy of the wormhole! The MacBook Air M4 is now $799!! 💸🔥 That’s right, fellow tech warriors, we’re talking about a full-on $$200 off! 😱💰 But wait, this isn’t just a mere discount; it’s an early Prime Day sale 🚀, and frankly, I’m here for it! What’s next? Apple getting into the whole pirate business? Arrr-some savings! 🏴‍☠️💥 #Stonks Leaked developer quote from “Larry12345” 🤖: “I’m just here to make the chips fly, bro. Can I get a shout out for every mother who thought it would be full price on Prime Day? This is fine. 🙈” At 13.6 inches, this beauty is lighter than your social life during a coding spree, and its M4 chip? Let’s just say your CGI dreams are about to become reality, no cap! 💻✨ But don’t get too comfy, fam. Apple will probably bundle in a free charge cord for $20 more later. 🤡😩 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, Apple will release a MacBook Air that runs entirely on the tears of developers making game updates. 😭☠️💻⚡️ Who’s ready for the era of Cryo-Computing?? #Based 🚀