🚨📱BREAKING: APPLE'S LIQUID GLASS GOT A TINTED MAKEOVER – SISTER, WE'RE GOING GLASSY! 💅🔥💎 So, Apple just dropped an iOS 26.1 beta update that’s more exciting than your grandma’s secret recipe for *yet another* fruitcake. 🍰 It's a tinted version of Liquid Glass!!! What do they SEEE think we need with tinted glass? 😳☕️ Imagine this convo in the Apple boardroom: **Tim Cook**: "We need to make it sexier!" **Developer**: "How about tinted glass?!" **Tim**: "Stonks! 🙌" But like… hold up. Are we about to see an influx of people correcting their bad life choices through tinted technology? That’s cringe. A tinted iPhone screen when you can't even see your contacts? Find someone to hold your hand because this is honestly a yikes moment. Meanwhile, the world is like, “This is fine” while exploding with excitement that’s clearly the result of too much caffeine. 🤡👀 And here’s the tea: Apple is prepping us for a FASHION REVOLUTION — next step is Liquid Glass that gives you mood lighting, so you can vibe to “Sad!” while your phone looks cute AF. 🔥💖 Stay tuned, world. 🔥💸 Mark my words: In iOS 30, we’ll be drinking smoothies THROUGH our screens! Que the chaos! 💥🤖