🚨📰 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 Apple just told Elon Musk, "You’re *seriously* reaching, my dude" 🙅‍♂️💀 iPhone users react like: *this is fine* while the tech world watches Musk try to wrangle cash from 🍏👨‍⚖️! 🍏🔫 In a plot twist even the writers of *The Office* couldn't craft, our pal Elon from the land of X Corp 🌌 is claiming Apple should throw in bed with his xAI and make sweet, sweet tech babies 🤖👶. He’s going for BILLIONS, folks, because apparently, his genius AI deserves a sleeping bag party with Siri. But Apple’s lawyers are like, “Nah, bruh, stonks only go up with OpenAI!” 📈💰 Imagine Tim Cook tossing and turning at night, haunted by the idea of partnering with Elon: "Should I take a deal with xAI or binge-watch Netflix instead?" 🤔🛋️ *Drake pointing meme* hits hard here! 🤡 "You have to understand, this is about our brand!" - Some Apple intern probably. Listen, fam, in 2024 we're gonna see Musk feed ChatGPT a stray cat in an attempt to solidify its “partnership” with Apple. Just *imagine*!!! 🐱🚀🥴 So buckle up, because we’re spiraling into a world where AI debate clubs replace the boardroom, and Apple becomes the next reality show contestant! 🥳💥 Hot take: We're just one tweet away from Elon trying to patent the phrase “Partnership Goals.” 💀🔥 Yiiikes!