🌍💥 BREAKING: Apple is ready to go full *BASIC* mode and TURN OFF App Tracking Transparency in Europe! 🤡📱 I mean, if you think about it, who needs user privacy when you can cozy up to lobbyists like they’re your toxic ex?! 🍏💔 Stonks going DOWN, baby! 💸😱 🤖 "Honestly, if they keep lobbying us like this, we might as well just start selling our users' data with a side of fries," said a fictional Apple dev who's probably had one too many cups of overpriced coffee. ☕💀 Here’s the tea: Apple is fuming harder than me in a Zoom meeting without pants. 🔥 “Intense lobbying” sounds like something straight outta a meme lord's group chat. And if we’re being real: “This is fine,” said Apple, as they glance suspiciously at their mountain of cash. 💰🚀 Now, are we living in some dystopian Black Mirror episode? 💻🎭 Or is it just Apple showing us that their vision for privacy is like their iPhone release schedule—glitchy and full of drama? 🙃 🔥 HOT TAKE: Apple might just be one “intense lobbying” away from launching the iPhone *Privacy edition*! It'll probably cost $2500 and come with a complimentary mirror to reflect on your life choices. 🤯🚀 #AppleChaos #BigCap 💥 Share this gem while you still can! 💅✨