🚨🍏 Apple Just Called the EU’s Bluff! 🍏🚨 So, like, Apple just dropped a bombshell, fam! 💣💥 They’re out here waving a study around like, “Look! The EU’s Digital Markets Act is a big stinky loser!” 😤💩 No cap, they’re arguing that lowering app prices is a total L and they will delay all the new shiny things just to prove it! 🛑🛠️ Imagine Tim Cook sitting in a boardroom, looking like Drake pointing 👉 when he said, “We can’t lower prices or we’ll run out of cash for our golden toilet paper!” 💰🚽💔 Meanwhile, the EU is over there sipping tea like, “This is fine” while watching their app-loving citizens sob into their iPhones. 📱💔 But wait, there’s more! 🤖 Rumor has it that Apple is preparing for an underground feature war with the EU. “If you want lower prices, prepare for less iPhone updates — or worse, Life 3D with holographic cat pics!” 😾💥🐈 Let’s be real, this whole saga is like Galaxy Brain 101. 🤯🧠 Can you imagine Apple dropping “Apple Fees” on the EU like it’s hot? 🔥🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will launch an app called "PriceHack" that makes you PAY TO LOWER APP PRICES. "Stonks" will go insane! 🚀📈 Meme it, share it, live it! 🍕😜