🛑📢 BREAKING: Apple is about to unleash the FOLDING IPHONE OF DOOM in 2026, and boy, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😱🍎💰 According to Ming-Chi Kuo (aka the Nostradamus of tech), Tim Cook and the gang are *literally* plotting to pump out 8 MILLION of these bad boys! That’s 3x more than Samsung's Fold 7 📉💀. Imagine flipping your phone like you flip your friends the bird during a Zoom call - instant *vibe check*! 💔👋🤡 If that number doesn’t scream “we’re taking over the galaxy,” I don’t know what does! 🚀💥 In a leaked call we totally didn’t eavesdrop on, an Apple dev was heard saying: “Forget innovation, we just want to fold everything! Next up: folding Macs, folding AirPods... folding *our* dignity!” 🤣💔 Apple is straight-up saying, "Stonks 📈!" while Samsung is out here like “Uh... this is fine...” while their Fold 7s are busy going out of stock faster than toilet paper during a pandemic. 🚽💨 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 2027, we’ll have folding TVs, folding cars, and the new trend of folding human relationships🍕🤖! Based! Fr fr, let’s just fold it all, fam! 💀💅 Share this chaos!